At PIGBOMB! We believe in giving back to the world that we take so very, very much from. Every couple of months we pick a charity worthy of our pity that is under reported or unrecognized by the Lamestream media and share it with the World Wide Web. This time we have boldly chosen:
The millennials have caused a lot off suffering during their short time on this planet. Few have suffered in silence as much as Applebee's. Stating "It's gross" and "Why is all the food the same shade of orange" the Millennials turned their collective back on one of the finest culinary institutions that this, or any nation has ever produced. Applebee's tried to win them back by offering all you can eat bottomless "Riblets", "LOADED EXTREME chicken Fajitas,"and One dollar "Malibu Bahama Mamas" at happy hour. All of these delightful offerings and the millennials couldn't bother to look up from their avocado toast long enough to pay attention. That is why we here at the PIGBOMB! Department of philanthropy ask that you help save our beloved Applebees follow this link https://www.applebees.com/en/restaurants and visit one of Applebees many convenient locations. Should you find yourself at Seattles Lower Queen Anne location tell em' PIGBOMB! sent you for a discount on a "Hot Fudge Sundae Dessert Shooter".